Your worst Nightmare
The Bastard Operator From HELL!
copyright 1998 by Duffy Toler, all rights reserved
|"It's backup day today so I'm pissed off. Being
the BOFH, however, does have it's advantages. I reassign null to
be the tape device - it's so much more economical on my time as I
don't have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes. And
it speeds up backups too, so it can't be all bad can it? Of course
a problem with your account? Need more disk space? Can't get your PC to boot? No
worries ... just call Simon, give him your user name, and
>clickety< >click< your troubles are over.
Here's where to read them:
- Original BOFH Stories
- An official archive of all the older stories and most of the newer ones too.
Just in case that URL goes away, the original ones are archived
here on chinet.
- BOFH FAQ
- Not exactly the FAQ from Hell, but it does answer the basic questions. It
is also archived here on chinet.
- ASR FAQ
- Not directly related to BOFH, but the alt.sysadmin.recovery newsgroup is
read by BOFHs everywhere. If you're a user, please check the
price list before calling.